PS - Who is still giving their children pony sticks? A Kendo stick, that The Nokes can understand. But a pony stick?
-Nokes Out!
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Alltel's "Incentive Plan"
I was just finishing up my monthly skin-shedding when I received this video of Alltel's incentive plan for 2007. An Alltel store (or screwshacks as Lil Kim calls them) hit some kind of one day sales record, which for them, probably means they activated a family account with 3 lines on it. So what does Alltel do to reward their employees' hard work? A bonus? Gift cards? Catered lunch? A trip? None of the above. Instead they got to see their loser manager ride his daughter's pink pony stick a block and back. Way to motivate your employees. I'm sure that news of the manager that rode a pink stick to climax will spread like wildfire throughout Alltel, inspiring productivity to levels previously only seen at the DMV. Just look at this pervert's face. He loves riding this stick. Oh yes Alltel, you're coming for our spot. We're really scared. The Nokes is shaking in her $58,000 house slippers. Even Dotson is sweating over here. There is just gravy everywhere. The Nokes will destroy you fools... destroy you.
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Er, I just got done taking a peak at Q3 numbers, and me wonders if The Nokes has gone prepaid happy or sumthin'. And a little birdie told me to see what all those prepaid 'customers' that are sitting on the books that aren't refilling do in Q1... Hmmmm... might be wild couple of quarters coming up.
Wow... Sue, you really should look into hiring the pony stick.
LOL! A pony stick would most certainly be better than most of the management she's hired!
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