This Guy Thinks T-Mobile Eats Babies

Do you know Adam from Clemson, South Carolina? Me either. This nobody wrote a blog titled, "T-Mobile Eats Babies." This sub-normal's blog can be found here. Apparently comes up with eye-catching titles almost as quickly as he disappoints you. First sentence of this blog:

"Not really, but they have succeeded in making my trip to Albuquerque a real pain."

Way to turn away the "baby eating article enthusiasts." Unless I'm interested in your trip to Albuquerque (and no one is) the only other reason to read this article is to see just how a corporate entity eats babies. Adam. Sigh. Adam. Sigh. Everytime I hear that name now The Nokes just wants to sigh. Adam's complaint is that there weren't enough Hotspots for him in Albuquerque. He claims that there were only two. His profile says that he works at a brewery, so to be fair, there's a good chance he was drunk in his basement and imagines this whole trip. I quote:

"They only "provided" internet at two places I visited, but spent a substantial amount of time at."

Hey Adam, next time send us your itinerary and we'll build you a Hotspot every ten steps you take. Or better yet, why don't you try one of the other 30 locations The Nokes picked for Hotspots. Here are some maps to help. The red circles are the Hotspots, hotshot. I've already sent my good friend Charles Barkley to throw a basketball at his face.