El Dotson really, really, really, wants to do a presentation today. I of course want him to go back to Seattle faster than Hilary Clinton can conjure up a fake tear. I told him that he was welcome to talk to the masses today as long as his blood pressure was under control. Well we just finish measuring his blood pressure and the result was, I shit you not, "frosting over saturated fat." Now, The Nokes is no doctor but I'm pretty sure that's unhealthy. The machine doesn't know if it was checking a man's blood pressure or a pastry. So needless to say Dotson will not be speaking to the Nokesheads today. You're welcome.
-Nokes Out!
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Darrin Silveria & Terry Hayes were caught struggling to carry Sue's bags to Rosie O'Donnels's room.
Jim Hyde attempting with Hayes to launch his girlfriend's account as a premier account.Hayes thinking about Heather during a Nokes presentation = priceless.
Iggy Cruz announced he launches & Manages racist doors.
This "Heather"cannot continue to take attention away from me. Someone's going to get a visit from Lil Kim
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