The Nokes has just about had it with this hotel. First of all, I had requested for all of the beds from my wing to be removed. I don't sleep after all so what's the point in having them here. guess what I found on the 30th room of my wing... a bed! Nokes Almighty! I also made it clear that I needed to have a closet to store my Oompa Loompas so that they could carry me everywhere I went. I guess they weren't given a room last night and now they're loose in Denver, attacking children everywhere. Yes, I realize that the attacking of children by Oompa Loompas is hilarious but now I have to moonwalk everywhere. What's worse is that the Fantasia kid phone has been activated. It was hard to understand the kid while he was talking but it seems like Fantasia got a hold of a Sidekick again. Maybe she had something to do with the theft of those phones. After all, she is one of those people... an American Idol contestant. Alright, The Nokes is heading back to The Kick Off. If anyone so much as attempts to breath any air that I've exhaled you will be docked 30% of your pay.
-Nokes Out!
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So here it is...friday morning, how many people still have jobs in RPS? Hope the Nokes got rid of Darrin, Manny and the rest of the underlings...they were f@#%ing things up
Well, when you think about it, it hasn't been a matter of effing things up; it's been a matter of what their objectives have been. If their objectives were to chase out, or get rid of, a lot of decent, hard working, loyal people, through "constructive resignation", or whatever the hell else you want to call it, by subtle harassment, demoralization, and degradation, they've been very successful. If their objectives were to take the LA North office from 2nd or 3rd in sales, in the nation, to dead last, they were very successful in reaching that objective. If their objective was to come in dead last, in the nation, in last years ESS surveys, they achieved this objective with flying colors. If Manny's objective was to concentrate TMO's distribution efforts on a region that does not have a lot of money or credit standing, and subsequently waste thousands of TMO's dollars signing up, training, and merchandising these accounts, only to see 99% of them being terminated very soon, because most of them have never activated more than five lines a month, then Manny's been very successful. In other words, if Darrin's and Manny's objectives were to take a once successful, close-knit, harmonious, profitable office and destroy it, to burn it to the ground, to offer zero inspiration, zero motivation and zero leadership, and to ruin this particular little slice of some people's lives, then they both should be given promotions and raises.
Ouch.
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