El Dotson went out to the bunny slopes today. After his blood pressure scare today he decided he would try to go the whole day without eating any sweets. Unfortunately, he became delusional and thought that the snow was twinkie cream filling or something. Next thing you know he starts eating all of the snow on the ground. I mean just gorging himself. I swear with Nokes as my witness I heard a tree whisper "gluttony." A child tried to hang himself at the site of this travesty. It was pretty horrific. The bunny slopes have been closed for the rest of the week since there isn't enough snow on them now. Dotson was rushed to the hospital where snow was pumped out.
After I explained what happened to Dotson I asked this employee for their health insurance card. I immediately ripped it up and told them that due to entering THE HALLWAY they no longer had health insurance for the rest of the year. Oh, don't forget team, we're going to be jogging in the rain tomorrow.
-Nokes Out!
6 comments:
Ooooh Sue. You got me! You were right when you told me that snow wasn't made out of sugar.
The snow was strangely fluffy and delicious. Much better than the snow in Seattle. That snow tastes all fishy. Poo!
Fishy? Maybe that's why "the nokes" likes it up there
Sue communicated she left Kris Olsen in a brick fight without a brick.
JB helped Hayes back to Heather's suite after too many cosmos.
Poncho called Jeff Atwood for a 1q 08 strategy = diversity
So The Nokes likes seafood. what's it you Dotson?
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