Wednesday, January 23, 2008

About This Heath Ledger Thing

I'm sure by now you've all heard about Heath Ledger's tragic and dissapointing death. Well Mama Nokes is going to make this right. I'm taking the Nokesjet to visit with Heath's parents this afternoon. I was going to have Dr. Phil do it but that didn't go so well last time. See, the real tragedy and dissapointment of Heath's death is the fact that his T-Mobile account is past due 33 days. The Nokes isn't going to let this stand. I'll be visiting with Heath's parents in Australia this afternoon to collect the balance in full, including the early termination fee. The Nokes takes payment in diamonds and tears. I have a feeling payment will be provided with the latter.

-Nokes Out!

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